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Holo-Net transmission to TIE Corps Fleet-wide Communications Origin: ISDII Hammer - Classified location Sender: Colonel Master, Gamma Squadron CO Contents: Gamma Squadron Report #2 Time: March 17 2011 ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT .... Please wait.... SIGNAL LOST..... Trying to reconnect..... Please wait... . .. ... .... ..... Signal established..... Signal -EH Vorn 235 9283 726 WARNING - Restricted host. Signal Authenticity cannot be verified. Please report to the EH Security Office immediately. 55664-5487-85276-86215 //"In the days of Vader, a guided Emperor shall sit upon the throne of aurebesh"// //"The ballad of the skywalkers will be sung, and the solo will chew upon the fabric of time"// //"Not of us, not of them but something more, He will come. Born in darkness, raised in the light, he will come, he will conquer, he will save"// //"Instructed by the dark, the light and the honor of blue, he will rise, he will learn and he will understand"// //"Damned, he will be our greatest salvation, our greatest curse, our only hope"// //"Wing of Intruder shall fan the flames of old. The sound of the Hammer shall beat upon the anvil of creation"// //"He will be returned to the darkness, punished for the tears of the galaxy, the judgment of the few shall cost us many"// //"Ideals can never die. You can be chained, you can be broken, you can be battered, but ideals are eternal, as shall it be for all time"// //"In the time of the faithless invaders, a seed shall be planted and a foolish child shall begin his quest to unite the galaxy within a fist of pain"// //"Before the red haired hand's fall, the trees shall scream, and a sacrifice shall roar around existence"// //"The King shall return from the place of darkness, Strong, Resilient, Powerful. He will return to the world that shaped him"// //"The Hammer shall beat anew, challenging creation and its rite upon the world"// //"Lest darkness find its way into the saviors heart then bane be to the world and life eternal"// //"Darkness must be battled with light. The Horsemen must return. Lest all be doomed"//
***~CMDR's Wild Rant~***
"Is this a job for an intelligent man"? "Well, show me one and I'll ask him".
Oooh lookie a second report!
Bit later than i would have liked but you cant rush greatness. So without further procrastination here be the report goodness! This report proudly brought to you by the Office of the Fleet Commander. Gotta love Halloween Prank Banners!
***~Squadron News~***
*Operation: This will probably end badly...* AWOL CHECK!!! BAD BAD BAD BAD! /me goes to find the rolled newspaper of doom! AWOL CHECK STILL IN EFFECT! You have until Sunday to reply. Individual emails inbound. So very disappointed.... Oh except for you Crsepe, you get a cookie. *Operation: 4H* /me laughs insanely..... By the time you work out whats going on... it will be far too late.... More info to come.
***~Wing News~***
We need a Wing Commander Big Badd Booty Daddy!If you think you have what it takes, then email the TCCOM as to why you think you’re the man.
***~Fleet News~***
*EH Awesomeness*http://www.emperorshammer.org/index.php *TACCy Goodness* Keep up to date with TAC Awesomeness, comps released stuff and more! http://tac.emperorshammer.org/
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Report in to Master ~Competition: Awesomeness ~Master's Mighty Mission of the Week! ~RECRUIT!!!!!! ~Fly a FREE mission ~Take an IWATS test *Squadron Standing Orders.* I don’t ask much from me pilots BUT I EXPECT that EVERY WEEK you have to do one of the following (or something similar): · Fly something from the Mission Compendium · Take and IWATS Course/or whatever · Add a piece of fiction to a run-on · Submit a fiction · Create a graphic · Submit something for the Squadron Report (Fiction etc) Flight Leaders you will soon be expected to write weekly flight reports. Worst case scenario, drop me an email at the very least! We can talk about the weather for all i care! :P You’re just expected to do something, unless your name is Septhiroth or Steele, your not allowed to idle!
***~The Usual Suspects~***
“Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici” High Chieftain Master 03/12 - Completed Squadron Management 4 (80%) - yeah i'm disappointed too, have to go back and try again. 03/14 - Put in an appearance for multiplayer event. - didn't fly, XWA broke... 03/15 - Fixed XWA!!!! 03/15 Submitted BSF - XWA-FREE #136 – Master’s Birthday Bonanza (2925) 03/? Mission Creation 03/? Fiction 03/? IRC 03/? Message board activity 03/? Classified Warrior Viper 03/08 No contact as yet - BAD High Warrior Aija Alura Judarrl 03/08 No contact as yet -DOUBLELY BAD Warrior Crsepe 03/10 Reported In! - Good pilot. 03/? Message board activity 03/? IRC Warrior Matt Dante 03/08 No contact as yet - NAUGHTY Warrior Curtis 03/08 No contact as yet - BAD!
***~Hammer's Most Wanted~***
Gamma Squadron - Long-range support COMMANDER: COL Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au) NICKNAME: Enter your Submission Now! MOTTO: Enter your Submission Now! WEBSITE: TBA MESSAGE BOARD: http://eh.stryfe.net/viewforum.php?f=130 REPORTS: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/showreport.php?id=1&nid=9 BATTLEBOARD: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/battleboard.php?sqn=9 IRC CHANNEL: #gamma FLIGHT I - TBA Nickname: Enter your Submission Now! Motto: Enter your Submission Now! [1] COL Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au) #2118 [2] TBA [3] TBA [4] CPT Viper (fwcjr@hotmail.com) #2662 FLIGHT II - TBA Nickname: Enter your Submission Now! Motto: Enter your Submission Now! [5] CPT Aija Alura Judarrl (redspecial54@hotmail.com) #3446 [6] CPT Crsepe (crsepe_tripan@hotmail.com) #313 [7] CPT Matt Dante (djb.dante@gmail.com) #2518 [8] LC Cutris (filliusfog123@hotmail.com) #2694 FLIGHT III - TBA Nickname: Enter your Submission Now! Motto: Enter your Submission Now! [9] TBA [10] TBA [11] TBA [12] TBA
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Pimp Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is: Warrior Crsepe For reading my previous report and reporting in!
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub! Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This week’s Prize Ho is none other than: EVERY ONE ELSE BAD Gamma Pilots! BAD
***~Quote of the Week~***
<`Master> hmmmm, wheres that ender when u need him <Howlader> He dead <Howlader> I say you, he dead. <`Master> impossible <`Master> ender is eternal <`Wedge_> ender dead unable <`Master> The Search for Ender. Sounds like a good name for a battle :P * @Havok (~havok@undernet.org) Quit (Quit: VERY FUNNY Scottie. Now beam down my clothes!)
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.markusegger.at/Software/Games/Default.aspxGet XWA and other games to work on Win 7 64bit!
***~Final Comments~***
So endeth the second report. Keep an eye on the Message Boards for the upcoming Gamma Squadron Runon of Awesomeness. Until then do your duty! "Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king". "But in my own way, I *am* king". "Hail to the king, baby". Respectfully Submitted, CMDR/COL Master/Gamma/Wing I/ISDII Hammer [OPTI] [Marksman 2nd] GOE/GSx6/SSx4/BSx7/PCx7/ISMx17/MoT-rhx2-ghx8-bhx27/MoC-SoC-BoCx3/IS-PR-GWx2-GRx4-SWx17-SRx7-BWx58-BRx5/LoC-CS/DFC/OV-9E/CoB/CoE/CoLx5/LoAx7 {IU:C/TC, WM, ICQ, TLN, CBX, BOT, FLA, GFX, HIST, M/1/2, SM/2/3/4} {IWATS:MCBS-XAM-XMD-TM/1-XTM/1/2-TT-XTT-WPN} {SA:SWGB-EAW-RT} ======================================================================================================= Fleet Admiral (ret.), General (ret.) Wing Commander - Wing X (ret.) Squadron Commander - Tornado (ret.), Squadron Commander - Tempest (ret.) TAC Office - Tactical Officer (ret.), CA:TAC (ret.), TACA (ret.) IWATS - Professor (ret.) =><oo>=============================> "Days never finished... Master's got me working.... Someday Master set me free...."
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